{"id":797,"date":"2019-11-27T23:53:39","date_gmt":"2019-11-27T23:53:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michellebrodie.com\/?page_id=797"},"modified":"2019-11-28T00:29:00","modified_gmt":"2019-11-28T00:29:00","slug":"mrs-willis","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/michellebrodie.com\/?page_id=797","title":{"rendered":"Mrs. Willis"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Mrs. Willis<br \/>By Michelle Brodie<br \/>May 6, 2016<\/p>\n<p>Mrs. Willis is a hardened little reprobate<\/p>\n<p>She is dissolute, indolent and void of character<\/p>\n<p>She is a beetle-browed impudent little shrew<\/p>\n<p>She is a poisonous viper and an unprincipled person<\/p>\n<p>She is a virago, and a pettifogging slatternly scoundrel<\/p>\n<p>She is a swindler and a villain<\/p>\n<p>She is an insignificant little chit and a beast<\/p>\n<p>She is a simpering wax doll face, artless, abominable wooly-headed insipid milksop<\/p>\n<p>She is a shabby, peevish, harpy<\/p>\n<p>Whose soul is irretrievably lost<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/michellebrodie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/elephant.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-271\" src=\"http:\/\/michellebrodie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/elephant.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/michellebrodie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/elephant.jpg 640w, https:\/\/michellebrodie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/elephant-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mrs. WillisBy Michelle BrodieMay 6, 2016 Mrs. Willis is a hardened little reprobate She is dissolute, indolent and void of character She is a beetle-browed impudent little shrew She is a poisonous viper and an unprincipled person She is a virago, and a pettifogging slatternly scoundrel She is a swindler and a villain She is an insignificant little chit and a beast She is a simpering wax doll face, artless, abominable wooly-headed insipid milksop She is a shabby, peevish, harpy Whose soul is irretrievably lost<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":770,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-797","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michellebrodie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/797","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michellebrodie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michellebrodie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michellebrodie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michellebrodie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=797"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/michellebrodie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/797\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":815,"href":"https:\/\/michellebrodie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/797\/revisions\/815"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michellebrodie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/770"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michellebrodie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=797"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}